BLOGGGGGGGGGGGING!!!!

 I wanted to introduce you to the amazing life of home ownership that I now live in.

I'm pretty sure I should have hollered at Mitch before i bought this gem!

Don't worry guys its only been six months since i closed the deal on it.

First three were spent in denial, due to recent knee surgery.

The next three months were occupied by some friends who needed a place to stay.

Would you let this guy stay in your house?

Dirty UTah couny dicks!

anyways. I feel really really safe in my new house alone....

just check out this awesome security!!!!!!

Don't worry though cause i have so many spiders sleeping with me at night i could just throw one at an intruder. See i'm hoping because i made peace with them that there not going to fuck with me anymore.
Yesterday i found two little red guys on my pillow, but i just woke up and brushed them out of bed, while saying 'get up spidy's its a new day get out there and make some webs already. Catch momma some flys!'

so check out this sweet kitchen though. See! see the sink!! yup. I have a sink. Although i won't drink the water that comes out of it because it looks a little brown still.

I keep all my abundance of food cold in my fridge though

straight from the thrift store. I guess when my squatters were staying here somebody wanted to buy this cooler for forty bucks!
fuck! they could have used that for rent. Oh wait. I didn't charge them rent. Damn i got jipped.

anyways
so far heres what i'm living off of.

NO its not vomit. ITs CHeese tortallini. Fuck i hope my ice hasn't melted. I'd like to get down on some of that tonight.

so heres my basement creepy basement. ITs good for collecting dust and dust clouds that sprinkle dust on everything from the gapping holes in the first floor.

You know the usual ten snowboards and a pair of crutches.

you have no idea how much crap i hold onto.....

what is that called pack rat?
yeah. Thats me.

and heres my backyard. I dragged those couches in from the alley one night real drunk. My squatters built the fire pit and now we relax on the carpeted backyard living room daily.
Jealous?

oh and of course the mandatory record player. When i get overwhelmed with it all i just put a record on. Oh wait never mind my speakers aren't working! AWESOME!

my dads painting in there.

so after i took all these pictures with my awesome computer( yeah everything is backwards in these photos) i got kind of carried away and practiced some model poses. See first off I'm going to a Nikita photoshoot soon and I'm feeling really out of place. I used to be into modeling and then well, i got fucking dirty! and dirty livin was my way. Now I'm trying to get the swing back of things. Out of more than twenty photos here were my best two. . .

Oaky so from secretly watching top model i'm pretty sure i would loose.

oh and a quick cat update. I haven't moved them into the new house, cause we still have to paint and such, but i'm highly contempalating it because then they could kill the spiders for me since i already made a pact with the little sketchy fellows i wouldn't kill them, if they didn't bite me. No seriously. So far its worked. I told them to holler at their friends too. And seriously i had to turn down the music so that they could hear me. Yeah. The spiders. I turned down my music to make peace with the spiders.

dude ricky is so cute! but scared looking oh wait for this one.

AH! PRESH!

oh look how fucking classic scary black cat this is. Killer!!!!!!!

The handsome devil!

OOaky evil computer friends. until next time!!!!!!